Getting ready for travelling when BLM takes over.

‘Everyone’s getting on their bikes,’ said a voice from the radio. I walked to my first cycling lesson up the middle of Oxford High Street once clogged with cars now deserted as a cityscape by Giorgio de Chirico. A bus driver slouched against the college wall, everything still apart from cyclists joyfully zipping up and down towards the Magdalen Bridge free of all usual pressure from buses and cars.  Joining them went straight onto my wish list. Unfortunately, my bottom hasn’t been near a bike saddle for forty years. 

‘Great,’ said Brad, my Australian teacher as he handed me something like a desiccated tortoiseshell for my head and a document to sign accepting liability, even giving my ‘next of kin.’

He showed me a ‘mountain bike’ which seemed to have been designed for a boy.

‘I haven’t done this for many years,’ I said, sounding a bit winsome.

‘You’ll be fine,’ he said firmly, leading me towards the park at the end of his road.  I looked about with a kind of sickness realising this was probably a mistake. A fat family sat on a bench watching. How I wished they’d go away. I climbed awkwardly into the contraption, pressed down on the right pedal but the left one came up suddenly and was too high for my foot. I wobbled and put both feet down flat. I tried several times, eventually getting some momentum.  

What had happened to my balance over the years? No idea but it seemed to have pedalled away into the sunset.  

‘Push off!’ Brad called. I wished I could.  

‘Gears!’ he called. The bike jumped.

‘Feather your gears!’  he yelled, which I recognised as an old rowing term belonging over centuries to those well-heeled Oxford students who take to the river. Perhaps I should have tried that instead.

I couldn’t touch any of the confusing little levers as I was gripping the handle-bars so tightly. He suggested cycling up a tiny hump and after negotiating the main-road on foot, trying a country lane. My legs just wouldn’t obey and get me over the hillock in one go but we were soon gliding towards a local farm selling asparagus from a shed by the roadside.

‘This is what I love doing the most,’ called Brad, his sharply rectangular back ahead of me.

I began enjoying myself too, apart from asparagus hunting drivers coming up behind, making me wobble. On the way back, facing the vehicles I wasn’t any less jittery. My second lesson was in the empty car-parks of the local super-stores, my third on a real cycle track, making tight turns whilst  trying desperately hard to avoid numerous children who suddenly swarmed at me on scooters.

I have learned something from this project; people who say you never forget how to ride a bike are talking tosh. Late middle-age has made me a hopeless cyclist and for my own safety and that of the  public this is one wish I might have to let go.

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4 Comments on Getting ready for travelling when BLM takes over.

  1. Thanks, I did wonder. There’s little chance of that happening. I think the pushback against the extended aims of the BLM movement is gaining ground now people are becoming more informed regarding its nature. It’s progress will be self-limiting, and I can’t imagine that the anarchy and division it encourages being tolerated amongst the masses for much longer. Of course, there’ll be more confrontations like we’ve seen but little chance of it gaining any real power. More likely eventually, it’ll morph into a peripheral pressure group. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for its base aim of raising awareness but its biggest mistake has been pushing the ‘white priviledge’ meme; laying the blame for inequality and the failure of the black community to ‘thrive’ in this country firmly at the door of its white population and culture will turn out to be counter-productive.

    • I think you are complacent. These ‘peripheral pressure groups’ are coalescing into mass which is greater than its parts and which is crushing the life out of freedom and decency.

  2. Permit me but what has the title of this piece to do with the story? All seems rather vague to me. That accompanying image also I’d bet is photoshopped. All seems rather odd to me.